Archive for November, 2007
HOW TO GET BABES — A GUIDE FOR GEEKS
Take it from an expert, here’s how to get the babes:
1. Show them your T1 lines and your modifications to the Linux kernel — they’ll be very impressed.
2. Grunt when they say anything to you — remember, avoid eye contact at all costs.
3. Never leave your home — any babes worthy of your attention will come knocking on your door.
4. Surf the net for porn, so you know what real women should look like.
5. Test whether they really love you; never, ever shave or shower.
6. Don’t exercise — the weak, pudgy mess that you are will evoke maternal feelings of sympathy.
7. Be their knight in shining armor, help them with their school work/computers — they’ll fall in love with
you instantly.
8. If they talk to you, it means that they love you.
9. Remember, girls always prefer email to real mail.
10. Sitting three seats behind them on the bus is a good start.
11. Become a billioniare — trade money for babes.
12. Write the next, killer software app — your fame will draw them to you.
13. Remember, what’s cool to your geek friends is cool to babes too.
14. Always be practical and logical. Tell her “Why can’t you be more rational?” when she has one of those
moods again.
15. Make them understand that you are more evolved than that hunky football star.
16. Declare that you are homosexual — that never fails to interest them; pounce when guard is down.
17. Babes always go for the stronger man — duke it out over a game of Quake.
18. Write a geeky web page.
19. Use mnemonics to aid communication e.g. Hello == main(){, Goodbye == }
20. Increase your “reproductive fitness” — become the Alpha geek of your pack
21. The woman you’re talking to on the net really is female and most likely a babe — and remember,
cybersex is as good as real sex.
SODOMY — stem to stern
Yes, everyone here is “Dara”. A truly Busty chick who enjoys to fuck. Dara meet with Erik Devil for an afternoon of Titie fuck and lots of sex. This Gal goes to the limit when she has a cock in her mouth and when it comes to get her pussy stuff she makes no apologies. She gave us a great show masturbating and feeling her pussy, and huge tits then she sucked Erik’s dick and pleaded to get fuck. It was simply what we like and i bet it’s just like you prefer also. Enjoy!!!
“But your highness,” the Fifth Avenue furrier explained patiently to the Near Eastern potentate, “We simply don’t have access to THAT kind of sheared beaver.”
The Seven Most Important Men in a woman’s Life
1. The Doctor - who tells her to “take off all her clothes.”
2. The Dentist - who tells her to “open wide.”
3. The Milkman - who asks her “do you want it in the front or the back?”
4. The Hairdresser - who asks her “do you want it teased or blown?”
5. The Interior Designer - who assures her “once it’s inside, you’ll LOVE it!”
6. The Banker - who insists to her “if you take it out too soon, you’ll lose interest!”
7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her “Keep quiet and lie still!”
Q. What’s in the toilet of the star ship enterprise?
A. The captains log. visit Fucking The Help for more.
Q. What happens when you kiss a canary?
A. You get chirpes, it can’t be tweeted because its a canarial disease.
Anastasia is the perfect girl next door type. Barely legal with a perfect set of round natural perky tits with great nipples, a tight bubble butt ass and a sweet tight pussy. Add some sexual adventure in her nature and it was the perfect audition. Talking about how much she enjoyed sucking dick, Anastasia could not wait to show us how she got down and was more than happy when Rob showed up to do the duty….
Q. What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.
