Archive for January, 2008

Q: What do you call a brunette and three blondes on a corner? A: Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks.

Tot do I got a young cutie for you guys this week, shes only 20 years old and shes got the biggest fucking tits I’ve experimental agency a bit. I niggard huge fucking tits, these babies are big, nice, and natural. Karma has a sweet ass body, and a pretty ass face. Maid was absolute shy at first but once we started playing around, she loosened up. I had her tremble on the bed so I could discern those pretty tits bounce all over the place. Then she even now playing with herself and that got me present tough. I had her unrestraint longer though, so I could get existent hard. Shes also got a real pretty penurious pink pussy, very tight fucking pussy, I mean I was fucking her so hard, again this shit was tight. Mademoiselle loved sucking on my dick bodily insoluble. For being twenty years old, she sucked a mean dick. She wasn’t afraid to take my cock all the way in her mouth. It was hot, and after that blowjob, I just wanted to pound that pussy, so I did. I took her from unpunctual, and pounded away, since I flipped her over and pounded her pussy missionary style. You guys should really check it since yourselves, have fun. You don’t wanna miss out!

Did you hear about the absent-minded exhibitionist who was arrested for exposing his whatchamacalit.

THERE WERE THESE THREE GUYS, A MEXICAN, A BLACK, AND A POLOCK. WHILE LIVING IN MEXICO, THEY GOT CAUGHT SELLING DRUGS. IN MEXICO, THE PENALTY FOR THIS IS A HANGING IN A TREE THAT OVERLOOKS THE RIO GRANDE. THIS WAY, ALL THEY DO IS CUT THE ROPE, AND THE BODIES GO FLOATING DOWN TO THE OCEAN. WHEN THE MEXICAN WAS PUT UP IN THE TREE, THE KNOT SLIPPED, AND HE FELL INTO THE RIO GRANDE, FREE. THE BLACK WAS UP NEXT, AND HE WAS SO DIRTY AND GREASY AND HE SLIPPED THROUGH THE NOOSE. AFTER HE FELL, HE TOO SWAM HIS WAY TO FREEDOM. THE POLOCK STOOD UP AND SAID “HEY GUYS, YOU BETTER TIE THE ROPE BETTER FOR ME, CAUSE I CAN’T SWIM!”

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband’s lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

Mindy has got a body to die for. Huge round tits and a nice round ass to match. The only thing that might compete with how hot she is would be her hunger for cock. So much so that she wanted the whole world to see her skills. Served her up some fresh man meat and it was a wrap around the cock with her lips. Crazy fuck filmage going on in here fellas. Enjoy. …