Archive for April, 2008
What would our classic situation comedies be like in the era of computers?
Beverly Hillbillies-
Miss Jane tries to convince Mr. Drysdale to network all the PCs in the bank, but, typically, he won’t spend the money. Frustrated, Miss Jane pleads with Jed Clampett to persuade Mr. Drysdale to “put in the LAN,” but Jed thinks she said “put in the ham.” Jed then gets Granny to cook up a dozen hams and has Jethro and Ellie Mae bring them to the bank. When they arrive, everybody is out to lunch, so Jethro begins to distribute the hams, but is frustrated when he can’t get the coaxial cable to stay attached to the ham bone. To further complicate matters, Ellie May has brought along her pet goats, which begin to eat the ham and cable, causing the the VAX to short out and force an emergency electronic fund transfer of the Clampett millions to a competitive bank. As Mr. Drysdale is seen chasing Miss Jane down the hall with a crazed look in his eye, swinging a ham at her, Jed is heard to remark, “Weee- doggie! Why look at that Granny. Mr. Drysdale is so happy about whut we done, he’s gonna give Miss Jane her own ham!”
The Mary Tyler Moore Show-
Mr. Grant tells Mary to come up with some hard facts about all the activity out in Silicon Valley. Mary grabs her Mac portable and jumps on a plane west. Unfortunately, she leaves the Mac switched on and, due to an undiscovered bug in the latest release of System and Finder, the hard disk continually optimizes itself when no keyboard input is recorded for more than five minutes. Needless to say, she has a dead Mac when arriving and spends the next few hours trying to find a replacement. Meanwhile, Ted begins his broadcast and notes that “We expected to have some good information about Silicon Valley for this broadcast, but somebody had to take a Mac and not a reliable laptop PC!” Frantic, Mary calls long distance over crystalline fiber optic lines to get help from Rhoda, who doesn’t answer the phone because she is playing Bomber and has the headphones on. However, Phyllis’s snotty daughter is around and answers. She listens to Mary whine, then hangs up the phone. Mary is last seen violently flinging the Mac out a speeding taxi window while crossing the Bay Bridge. for more pics and videos Dangerous Dongs
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Mandy’s fantasized about other girls for a while and she’s finally built the courage to invite her sexy classmate, Janessa, over to “study”. Things start innocently, but it doesn’t take long for these horny teens to put the books down and study each other’s pussies instead! Now Janessa will never think of physical education the same again! for more girls visit Virgin Teen Lesbians
