Archive for June, 2008

Jasmin and her friend came over to show us just how well they get along as friends. She went on to tell me how they share everything and I do mean….EVERYTHING. I decided to put that to the test and see if they were willing to have a threesome with a guy. Before I knew it they doused his cock in four round mounds of titties and got his dick rock solid. He couldnt wait to shove his pecker in their pussies and asses

Q. How do you know when your wife is really dead?
A. Your sex life is the same but your washing pile gets bigger. visit Fucking The Help for more.

What a asset!! Holly is one sexy slut! Her perfectly shaped pussy is amazing. She’s again got pleasing perky round tits and a nice bubble prey. And the cameltoe< / a> on this blonde is fucking hot! Holly showed me how much she loves playing with her pussy and pulling her underwear up activity her cameltoe< / a>. Coed was wet again snap in that cock before schoolgirl even tried on the first consent of panties. Her smooth pussy looked relating it was just waiting for a cock. I introduced Holly to Incision and bird went wild; she threw herself on her knees and started sucking his cock like know stuff was no tomorrow. Honestly, it was some of the best below throating business I have totally seen. Nick almost came when cutie was shoving his cock in and out of her slippery throat. What followed was intense hardcore cameltoe< / a> pounding! He fucked her pussy until tomboy begged considering him to cum in her mouth. Well fellas you know you can’t miss this one… It’s just too good. Dote on!…

HOW TO GET BABES — A GUIDE FOR GEEKS

Take it from an expert, here’s how to get the babes:

1. Show them your T1 lines and your modifications to the Linux kernel — they’ll be very impressed.
2. Grunt when they say anything to you — remember, avoid eye contact at all costs.
3. Never leave your home — any babes worthy of your attention will come knocking on your door.
4. Surf the net for porn, so you know what real women should look like.
5. Test whether they really love you; never, ever shave or shower.
6. Don’t exercise — the weak, pudgy mess that you are will evoke maternal feelings of sympathy.
7. Be their knight in shining armor, help them with their school work/computers — they’ll fall in love with
you instantly.
8. If they talk to you, it means that they love you.
9. Remember, girls always prefer email to real mail.
10. Sitting three seats behind them on the bus is a good start.
11. Become a billioniare — trade money for babes.
12. Write the next, killer software app — your fame will draw them to you.
13. Remember, what’s cool to your geek friends is cool to babes too.
14. Always be practical and logical. Tell her “Why can’t you be more rational?” when she has one of those
moods again.
15. Make them understand that you are more evolved than that hunky football star.
16. Declare that you are homosexual — that never fails to interest them; pounce when guard is down.
17. Babes always go for the stronger man — duke it out over a game of Quake.
18. Write a geeky web page.
19. Use mnemonics to aid communication e.g. Hello == main(){, Goodbye == }
20. Increase your “reproductive fitness” — become the Alpha geek of your pack
21. The woman you’re talking to on the net really is female and most likely a babe — and remember,
cybersex is as good as real sex.